Stop Jockin Me Lyrics - Ultramagnetic Mc's

Hello 

Hey, hey woman, where was you at last night? 

Ahh, yeah 

Right about now we're gonna get into somethin' real smooth 

This is the story about a man and a woman 

The man tried to kick, the woman fronts 

He gets large, now she wants 

Let's look in on the story as this man's tellin' this girl, about herself 

Yeah 

See girl, you look stupid now 

And I gotta tell you somethin' straight in your face 

You played yourself like a big-time toy from Mattel 

Tryin' to flaunt the little bit of what you got 

Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again? 

See your girlfriend's laughin' and lookin' at me at the same time 

But right now I'm gettin' ready to wash my hands 

And get all the dirt off, yeah 

Back in the days, see you never had the time 

To come to my house, and let me tell you that I rhyme 

You always made excuses, such as 

"I'm sleepin' right now, call me back," no never mind 

'Cuz you and your friends are very hard to find 

Lisa, Pamela, Angela, Renee 

The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday 

Lookin' for Benz's, food and a hamburger 

Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese 

That ain't right, girl, in your fantasy world 

I call you once, you never dialed back 

Twice, you never dialed back 

Saturday morning, live, I'm on Soul Train 

Talkin' to Don Cornelius 

Saturday night, my phone rings 

Saturday night, I won't answer 

Saturday night, my phone rings again 

Saturday night, I don't answer 

Finally, I cold screened the call, hello? 

"Hello? Hey Keith, it's me, baby, I miss you 

Where you been at all this time? Whatchu been doin'? 

Hey, you think we can hang out tonight? 

Y'know, we really gotta talk 

You still workin' in the grocery store?" Please 

Stop jockin' me, girl 

Stop jockin me, girl 

(You're jockin me, baby) 

Stop jockin me girl 

(Slow down, you're clockin' me, baby) 

Stop jockin me, girl 

(You're jockin me, baby) 

Stop jockin me, girl 

(Yeah, you're jockin me, baby) 

Ha ha ha hah 

Here we have the same scenario, but different people 

We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer 

She too once fronted on the rap 

Let's look in on his story and see what happens 

Uh, uh, baby, you know what? You really need to check yourself 

Yo, I find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century 

And y'know you still practicin' these primitive tactics 

Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large 

Check yourself, baby 

Let me step over here and do my thing like this 

Yo, B-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me 

Regardless what I say, she's constantly clockin' me 

Houndin' me like a pest, callin' like she's obsessed 

I tell her she'll never get me but she'll never let 

The situation rest for a day or two 

We're goin' on tour, Trev said, "I'll bet she'll follow you" 

And boy, was he right, I know you're probably wonderin' 

This girl like a groupie followed me into London 

Show for show, state to state, night after night 

Hotel to hotel, and even the airports 

She tried to play me close 

Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post 

At one time, before I made a record 

She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it 

She turned on the video, show on the TV 

She couldn't believe it was me on the big screen 

Performin' the hit, yeah, the record was kickin' brother 

From that day on, the girl, tried to smother me 

Like a blanket, but I wasn't havin' it 

I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin' it 

So I took my time, looked her in the eye 

And said, "Stop jockin me, girl" 

Stop jockin me, girl, you're daily jockin me 

(You're jockin me, baby) 

Stop jockin me girl, ahh girl, you're a hooker 

(You're jockin me, baby) 

Stop jockin me, girl, girl, I can't, get with you 

(You're jockin me, baby) 

Stop jockin me, girl 

(You're jockin me, baby) 

Said won't ya get away from me 

So there you have it, typical situation of jockin 

First you fronted, now you want it 

For all you girlies thinkin' about jockin' somebody 

I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed 

Peace out