Porno Star Lyrics - Ultramagnetic Mc's

Ah, yeah 

Aiyyo y'all ready to do this? 

Yeah whassup wit that? 

Yo Trev, you ready to run the train or what? 

Aiyyo what's that bitch name again anyway? 

Yeah her name is Tabitha 

But yo, let me go up there first 

And then, Keith you come in 

And Trev you come in 

Aight, aight 

And we gonna cold rock the bitch, aight? 

Aight, I'ma lay in the back, chill chill 

I wanna jump out the closet! 

Hello 

Yeah baby whassup? It's me 

How you doin' baby? 

I'm aight, I'm ready to do this, you ready to do this? 

Oh yes, I'm ready to do this baby 

Yeah, why don't you just lay down 

And open your legs like this? 

Yeah come in 

Yo whassup? I'm down right? 

Who's that? 

Yo that's my man Kool Keith, The Rhythm X 

Hi Keith what does the X stand for? 

See you're playin' with yourself, with your hands between your legs 

You're masturbating, 'cause you can't keep waiting 

Lookin' at my picture with your bra and soaked panties 

I pull my dick out, your tongue stick out 

I like the clitty-clit, then suck the tittie-tit 

I'm rather suave, not finished with the pussy yet 

Now turn that ass out, I wanna wax it 

Shoot my jism enbalms, I wanna tax it 

Your bed? My bed fuck it, where's the elevator? 

I set your pussy off, like a fuckin' detonator bomb 

Relax and be calm 

Tell your friends to leave, no time for cockblockers 

I hate the girls who front, and really cock-suckers 

I have no time for phonies and kiddie games 

A bunch of bitches with numbers and wrong names 

I just chill, and cold mack at the jam 

I'm buttnaked, the woman say god damn 

He's x-rated, I seen him in the video 

He's jerkin' off on my girlfriend's booty though 

You want the dick too? then come to me though 

Start suckin' and suckin' and keep suckin' 

And then for hours, I keep fuckin' 

Waxin' that ass like a super rated pro 

You think I'm braggin'? Well let's go 

Cock 'em in the air and let your other sister watch 

You gettin' hit by the x I'm a porno star 

Ohh rhythm x, you're just too good baby 

I know baby, but I got another freak move for you 

Check this out 

What's that? 

Yo tr, come in 

Whassup? 

That's my man Trev, tr 

I want you to give him a little somethin' 

Mmm Tr, show me what you got baby, aight 

Come here baby, relax and sit down 

Let me massage your back, palm your ass for a while 

I got the freaky hype style 

That I know you never had in a while 

So let's fuck, I mean really really fuck 

You sure you ready? Then try your luck 

Bring me the whip cream, bring me the jelly jam 

Bring me the chocolate pudding, I really don't give a damn 

I try things to you, you never tried before 

How's that you want some more? 

Open your legs wider wider 

Let me slip my tongue deep inside ya 

Rub ya up and down with strawberry jell-o 

Eat every inch, from head to toe 

And make you hot, make you [unverified] than 4th of July 

The pussy was never dry 

Warm and wet, uhh, and entertaining 

The moves we make could never ever drain me 

I fuck you hard, smooth and then rough 

Like the mack, I'm heavy like a truck 

Captain hook goes deep into the sea 

And when I'm through, you're sure to believe 

That I'm the master man don in the land 

'Cause I'm, "Bad bad, and I'm wicked in de bed" 

Come come baby, come 

The time is now to be together as one 

I'll treat you just like a queen, you know what I mean 

Uhh, yeah 

I work and wreck your body, just like a car, yeah 

'Cause I'm a porno star 

How was that baby? 

Ohh Tr, that big dick felt so good 

But I really had enough 

No you haven't baby 

Bring yo' ass over here 

Tim Dog, I don't think I'm strong enough 

I feel too weak 

Ha ha ha ha, I'm the sex man 

Tim dog, ten incher rated x man 

Swingin' and swingin' my ding-a-ling in 

Pumpin' that ass until your back starts stingin' 

You had enough? Rough and rough 

Gimme all of that good stuff 

Huh? your pussy gettin' sore? 

Ha hah, I'ma fuck it some more 

And just before you reach your climax 

Throw your leg on my shoulder and cold wax 

'Cause I don't like to fuck mild 

(Yeah baby fuck me wild) 

'Cause I'm Tim Dog, and the dog stands for 

Doin' it on the ground 

Yeah baby, get on the ground 

Get on all fours 

Bark like a dog baby 

(Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf) 

Aight, aight, aight, I know it's good, I know it's good 

Yeah just like Robin Hood 

I take from the richer, and I stick it to the bitch 

Jumpin' off a trampoline 

Straight into the pussy, sploosh 

See what I mean? 

So all you ladies out there 

With panties that's wet right about now 

And y'all wanna do somethin' about it 

Just dial 1-900, ultra-dik 

And the brothers'll be in your town 

Fuckin' shit up 

Who's that? 

It's Ced Gee 

Oh shit! how you got here? 

Ha hah, y'all ain't know I followed y'all up here 

I heard you tap til that pussy's sore 

But listen to this, I'ma tell you whassup with that go 'head 

Now a pussy is some pussy there's no dick like this one 

It's the very best so yes you can catch one 

Or two or three or four, five, six 

Seven gallons, you know they named Long Island 

After me, the incredible gee 

I wax more pussy than my man Ron Jeremy 

Hit me a pussy quite hard til it's wet again 

You cum but when I cum, I'm wettin' your chinny chin 

You see I'm quite simple, I'm nimble plus rated x 

Come in your face, rub my dick in your soft neck 

Yeah so now you get the picture 

Fuckin' so well you call me Mister Gee 

And I'm goin' far, you know why baby? 

'Cause I'm a porno star 

Yeah throw those legs up there 

You're hot 

Higher, higher, uhhh 

Ok baby yeah 

God damn pussy's good