Introduction To The Funk Lyrics - Ultramagnetic Mc's

INTRODUCING MC WASTEMAN OR CALL ME DEVIL 

am not a good mc, but am good at rhyming 

every word has a special timing 

put notes down and the underlining 

bare gunshots i started firing 

at ur mum ,she started crying 

u cant mc so stop trying 

look at all dem scars on ur skin 

u dont wanna get dashed in the bin 

get left with a bruised up chin 

if u clash me i will win 

i can put a garantee 

that if u beef me 

it'll be world war 3 

i got a whole army 

waitin by the tree 

they got ur house key 

they got it for free 

cause am truly 

the only 

O.G. 

dont say no threats 

i'll make u clean creps 

on ur own doorsteps 

am talkin to the skets 

with no big decks 

making bare fake cheques 

making bare fake bets 

in ma casino 

i wear machino 

at ur party 

i wear versachy 

i had plastic surgery 

i looked like mercury 

covered ma face with burbery 

started working at siansbury 

listen to this song 

am skiny but strong 

dont get me wrong 

beef will be long 

how about we clashed 

ur girl got lashed 

ur face got smashed 

ur house got trashed 

ur mum got dashed 

ur money got stashed 

and ur car got mashed 

ur mum is a cow 

she was like pow 

shes getting lashed now 

i dont know how 

am like wow 

dont bring ur crew for a war 

they'll end up all getting bor 

i can bet u a shiny score 

lets beef at da one pound store 

fuk the beef les go hardcore 

i'll draw for da bedroom door 

or draw for the ugly claw 

for sure