Hey Santa Lyrics - Japan Today - Uk Subs

Quite often I get a thinking 

How as kids we got by 

Like christmas time in our house 

We couldn't even afford a fire 

But we made do in our house 

Back then when I was young 

Dad used to suck a peppermint 

And we'd all sit round his tongue 

We couldn't afford no tinsel 

On our christmas tree 

So we'd just wheel old grandad in 

And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo 

Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo 

Well things change so bloody fast 

I got children now of me own 

Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents 

Last night when I got home 

Santa claus you cunt 

Where's my fucking bike 

I've unwrapped all this other junk 

There's nothing what i like 

I've wrote you a letter 

And i've come to see you twice 

You geriatric wanker 

Where's my fucking bike 

If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes 

I would've fucking asked 

This cowboy suit and ping-pong set 

You can stick right up your arse 

You went and mucked my order up 

It's enough to make you spew 

It's not just me that's pissed off 

My sister's cheesed off too 

Santa claUs you cunt 

Where's my fucking pram 

You promised me you fucking cunt 

You know who I am 

'Cos I'm the little girl 

You made sit right on your hand 

Never mind your ho ho ho 

Where's my fucking pram 

Next time i go to see him 

I'm gonna punch him in the guts 

Set his fucking reindeer loose 

Kick rudolf in the nuts 

Just you wait til next year 

'Til we get to that store 

Me and my little sister 

'll come stomping through that door 

Hey mums and dads just check his breath 

And watch his bloodshot eyes 

Don't listen to him boys and girls 

'Cos he tells fucking lies 

He's a pisstake and a pervert 

He's not even fucking bright 

'Cos that fucking wanker 

Forgot my fucking bike 

Hey santa claus you cunt 

Where's my fucking bike 

I've unwrapped all this other junk 

There's nothing what I like 

I wrote you a fucking letter 

And I came to see you twice 

You geriatric wanker 

Forgot my fucking bike 

Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you 

Fucking punch your head in....cunt 

I saw mummy sucking santa