Neighbor Lyrics - America's Least Wanted - Ugly Kid Joe

Sittin' in your front yard , 

Drinkin' lemonade 

Suburban life, a pretty wife 

You think you've got it made 

But you don't know what's in the store, 

For you and your family 

I'm movin' in, right next door, 

Won't you welcome me? 

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood 

And I hope I didn't ruin your day 

Won't you be my neighbour? 

I brought my life, my ugly wife, 

My dirty dog with fleas 

My kid's a punk, and I'm drunk, 

But this I'm sure you'll see 

Yeah you don't know what it's like, 

To live in misery 

Welcome to home sweet Hell 

Dissatisfaction guaranteed 

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood 

And if I could I surely would 

Invite you in and say 

Won't you be my neighbour? 

Won't you be my neighbour? 

Won't you be my neighbour? 

Won't you be my neighbour? 

C'mon I don't think you'll find 

A place to live in peace of mind 

You're gonna live in misery 

When you're livin' next to me! 

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood 

Raaaah! Won't you be, now, 

Won't you be my fu*king neighbour?! 

Well I drink and I stink, 

I smoke, I'm a joke! 

I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a--aaa! 

And you should know by now you're never gonna forget it 

Now I know just what are you're thinkin' 

It could be you out 'n' you're drinkin' 

So don't you knock it until you try it 

It could be you in a little while! 

I hope I didn't ruin your day! 

It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood 

I dig your wife, she sure is good 

A beautiful day in the neighbourhood...ha, ha.