Jesus Rode A Harley Lyrics - Menace To Sobriety - Ugly Kid Joe

Verse 1 

My superstars were laced up tight 

And all the sinners were gathered in white 

The pearly gates were opened up wide 

And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes 

So I stepped out to the clouds 

The holy father was getting down 

And as I ordered a round of drinks 

He said I got a little story tell me what you think: 

Chorus 

Moses used to sniff the lines 

Noah used to rock the boat sometimes 

Mary used to get undone 

Jesus rode a Harley Davidson 

Verse 2 

All the angels were gathered around 

Leather boots and lace night gowns 

And one started to kiss my feet 

She said the Lord got a red light on at every street 

Chorus (X2) 

Verse 3 

My superstars were laced up tight 

And all the sinners were gathered in white 

The pearly gates were opened up wide 

And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes 

Chorus (X2)