Captain Lubritron Lyrics - Singles - Ugly Americans

I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day 

We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way 

He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died 

But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride 

He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought 

Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought 

And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder 

Go figure 

Calling captain lubritron 

Calling snizz 

I was talking to an old man 

Hoping that I'd understand 

The only thing I learned that day 

Was that he didn't give damn 

I'm holding on for heaven's sake looking for some kinda break 

I'll pass on all the bullshit I've had all I can take 

I'm trying to do the right thing I'm hanging by a kite string 

Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings 

Calling captain lubritron 

Calling snizz