Int'l Players Anthem Lyrics - Ugk

So I typed a text to a girl I used to see 

Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be 

And I apologize if this message gets you down 

Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-seed 'round town 

And hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smilin' 

Wetness all around me, true but I'm no island 

Peninsula maybe, it makes no sense, I know crazy 

Give up all this pussy cat that's in my lap, no lookin' back 

Spaceships don't come equipped with rear view mirrors 

They dip as quick as they can, the atmosphere is now ripped 

I'm so like a pimp, I'm glad it's night 

So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum 

When I shoot the moon, high jump the broom 

Like a preemie out the womb, my partner yelling "too soon 

Don't do it! Reconsider, read some liter- 

-ature on the subject. You sure? Fuck it 

You know we got your back like chiroprac-tic 

If that bitch do you dirty we'll wipe her ass out in some detergent 

Now hurry hurry go on to the altar 

I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya: 

Keep your heart, Three Stacks, keep your heart 

Hey keep your heart, Three Stacks, keep your heart 

Man these girls is smart, Three Stacks, these girls is smart 

Play your part... play your part." 

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My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber 

Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover 

Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor 

Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser 

Trash like to fuck with $40 in the club 

Fuckin' up the game, bitch it gets no love 

She be cross country, givin' all that she got 

A thousand a pop, I'm pullin' Bentleys off the lot 

I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red 

Every time we hit the parkin' lot we turn head 

Some hoes wanna choose but them bitches too scary 

Your bitch chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy 

Photos 

Baby you been rollin' solo, time to get down with the team 

The grass is greener on that other side, if you know what I mean 

I show you shit you never seen, the Seven Wonders of the World 

And I can make you the eighth if you wanna be my girl 

When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that ain't my style 

Need a real street stalker (stalker) to walk a green mile 

We piling up the paper on the dining room table 

Cause you able to realize I'm the truth and not a fable 

We rock the freshest Sable, keep that 'chilla on the rack 

What I look like with some thousand dollar shit up on my back? 

I'm a million dollar mack that need a billion dollar bitch 

Put my pimpin' in your life, watch ya daddy get rich 

Easy as A-B-C, simple as 1-2-3 

Get down with U-G-K, Pimp C, B-U-N B 

Cause what's a ho with no pimp, and what's a pimp with no hoes 

Don't be a lame, you know the game and how it goes 

We tryna get chose 

Eeny meeny decisions, with precision I pick or 

Make my selection on who I choose to be wit' girl 

Don't touch my protection, I know you want it to slip 

But slippin' is somethin' I don't do, tippin' for life 

That's like makin' it rain every month on schedule 

Let me tell you, get your parasol umbrella 

Cause it's gonna get wetter 

Better prepare ya for the C support 

She supposed to spend it on that baby but we see she don't 

"Ask-ask Paul McCartney, the lawyers couldn't stop it" 

"Slaughter-slaughterin' of them pockets" 

"Had to tie her to a rocket" 

Send her in to outer space, I know he wish he could 

Cause he payin' 20K a day, that bitch is eating good 

Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting plump 

Cause you miscalculated the next to the-the last pump 

"Dump-dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up" 

"Better choose that right one or pick-pick the kiddies up" 

"(Shit)"