Open Bar (freestyle) Lyrics - Tyler, The Creator

[Intro] 

Four bars, four topics 

Open bar, liftoff, Power 106 

Your first topic, grandmas 

[Verse 1] 

Look, fuck it, oh yeah 

Grandma over there, surprised she ain't dead 

Fucking old bitch, come and give a nigga head 

And I open that clit and it got some spider webs 

Like, I don't really know, but I'm tryna go 

Come over here and give me throat, like 

Oh shit your dentures just came out, don't choke 

Wait a minute, um 

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[Interlude] 

Open bar, four bars, four topics 

Liftoff, Power 106 

Jay Cruz, Justincredible 

Your next topic, Tyler, The Creator 

Pregnant girls 

[Verse 2] 

Niggas always thought I would rap about something sterical and lyrical and dysmistacal 

But I want the pregnant bitch to have the baby and give me that umbilical cord 

You little whore, let me lick that shit 

Come over here and let me see that baby like my, wait 

You thought I was gonna say 'dick', nigga that shit gay 

Cause I ain't tryna go to jail today 

Niggas really think that they dadadada 

[Interlude] 

Open bar, four bars, four topics 

Liftoff, Jay Cruz, Justincredible 

Bacon is your next topic 

Photos 

[Verse 3] 

WOLF came out last year, I know you heard it 

Tryna' get that motherfuckin' pig, fuck Kermit 

Let me see the bacon, let me see the bacon 

All the fuckin' cash that I'm rakin' 

Probably got to (?) 

And I don't really know cause I got a little nervous 

This is a really weird topic 

[Interlude] 

Four bars, four topics 

One more topic for Tyler, The Creator 

Liftoff, Power 106, Open Barm groupies 

Groupies, that, that's the best y'all can come up with? Was groupies 

Alright, fucking groupie (Alright fucking groupies then) 

[Verse 4] 

I'm on the fucking bus and I just ate lunch 

And I'm looking for a slut and I'm really tryna' bust a fat nut 

On her motherfucking forehead, but damn, my iPhone dead, shit 

I need a charger, fuck it I'll just go outside and charge a bitch 

And tell the bitch to come on the bus and suck my shit 

And maybe if I'm a little more horny, get little drunk, I can open up her and shit probably lick her clit 

But shit, that probably won't happen, fuck 

Fuckin' all this pussy off rappin', fuck 

Man, they think I'm cool, they start to clappin', fuck it 

Give me a hand job, yeah, I'm the man 

I'm the motherfuckin' nigga that was just on stage 

Bitch, open up your fucking book and let me lick that page 

But wait a minute, that shit clean? Let me get spray out of the bathroom 

Where I took a shit, took off my Fruit Of The Looms and took a doo-doo-doo 

Poo-poo-poo, lick on your ass and poo-poo, doo-doo 

You got a problem with T? Well fuckin' know a couple dudes that'll get the burner and shoot-shoot 

And shoot-shoot if you got a problem, yeah bitch, get that 

Get rat, nigga get that, nigga getgat, with the liklak and a Tic-Tac 

Just rollin' up a zig-zag, after you suck my dick, here, take a Tic-Tac 

And a fuckin' double mint, bitch I'm the devil men 

Bitch know what the fuck I meant, heard Bastard 

The first album, bitch, you know what the Devil meant 

Jk, I'm Heaven sent, know God and a couple of angels 

I'm, alright I'm off of here