Surprise Lyrics - Trent Willmon

My conscience finally got to me 

Workin' sixty hours a week 

Leavin' her alone, bored to death at home 

So, one day, I asked off early 

I dropped that bottle of wine 

When I flipped on the light 

You can't imagine my 

Surprise, they were havin' a real good time 

Yeah, I nearly lost my mind 

When I saw the leather an' spikes around her neck 

An' he was handcuffed to my bed 

An' I thought he was my friend 

Guess, it was all lies, yeah, surprise 

The judge gave her all I had 

An' he did the same for my old friend 

Yeah, his Lexus an' his house all went to his spouse 

So, when I moved out, he just moved in 

He went back to get his drawers 

At the place he lived before 

Guess who answered the door? 

Surprise, I hooked up with his ex-wife 

Who's prettier an' sweeter than mine 

Now, we're livin' his XRI Jacuzzi bath 

Yeah, we just sit back in them bubbles an' laugh 

While they're livin' in my run down shack 

Yeah, serves 'em right, surprise 

Surprise, surprise, yeah, that trip to Mali sure was nice 

Oh, in Vegas, we rolled the dice 

Now, it's steak an' taters every night 

Next weekend, yeah, we're headed off to Disneyland 

Yeah, I knew he was rich but now 

Hell, I can retire, surprise