50 Ways To Say Goodbye Lyrics - California 37 (vinyl) - Train

My heart is paralyzed 

My head was over sized 

I'll take the highroad like I should! 

You said it's meant to be 

that it's not you, it's me 

You're leaving now for my own good 

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: 

She went down in an airplane 

Fried getting suntan 

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 

Help me, help me, 

I'm no good at goodbyes! 

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She met a shark under water 

Fell and no one caught her 

I returned everything I ever bought her 

Help me, help me, 

I'm all out of lies 

And ways to say you died... 

My pride still feels the sting 

You were my everything 

Some day I'll find a love like yours 

(a love like yours) 

She'll think I'm Superman 

Not super minivan 

How could you leave on Yom Kippur? 

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: 

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She was caught in a mudslide 

Eaten by a lion 

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 

Help me, help me, 

I'm no good at goodbyes! 

She dried up in the desert 

Drowned in a hot tub 

Danced to death at an east side night club 

Help me, help me, 

I'm all out of lies 

And ways to say you died... 

I wanna live a thousand lives with you 

I wanna be the one you're dying to 

Love... but you don't want to 

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: 

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say: 

She went down in an airplane 

Fried getting suntan 

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 

Help me, help me, 

I'm no good at goodbyes! 

She met a shark under water 

Fell and no one caught her 

I returned everything I ever bought her 

Help me, help me, 

I'm all out of lies 

She was caught in a mudslide 

Eaten by a lion 

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 

Help me, help me, 

I'm no good at goodbyes! 

She dried up in the desert 

Drowned in a hot tub 

Danced to death at an east side night club 

Help me, help me, 

I'm all out of lies 

And ways to say you died