Saltwater Cowboy Lyrics - Tracy Byrd

I'm lookin' like a lobster, wearin' flip flops and a stetson 

Guess that's why they call it fishin' instead of catchin' 

'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day 

But I caught a buzz and I ain't no limit on tangeray 

Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here 

It's a long haul to ropes and sails from ropin' steers 

I ain't gonna worry 'bout that, just gonna have some fun 

It got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk 

It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get 

When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum 

Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy 

There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two 

Where they're singin' with Jimmy and toastin' to Chris Le Doux 

And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steerin' this ship 

I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this slip 

It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get 

When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum 

Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy 

If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck 

'Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of soberin' up 

It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get 

When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum 

Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy