All Hat, No Cattle Lyrics - More - Trace Adkins

See that boy standing there by the dance floor 

He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man 

Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle 

And an empty Copenhagen can 

He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that 

Well I'll bet one thing's for sure 

The only stampede that he's ever seen 

Is the clearance at the western store 

All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real 

All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel 

Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act 

And go back where he came from 

'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done 

He's just a smooth-talkin', long-tall slow-walkin' 

Srugstore-made-up dude 

So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl 

He ain't right for you 

What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand 

When you get him home 

Well, I don't look like much, but I can sure saddle up 

And ride with you all night long 

All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real 

All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel 

Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act 

And go back where he came from 

'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done