Dorkamania Lyrics - Toy Dolls

He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak 

He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac 

He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those 

squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows 

It's... 

DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA 

I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA 

DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA 

BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE 

COZ IT'S ALL 

DORKAMANIA 

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In Ornathology, hes got a PHD 

He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree 

Grand world class chess champions, 

the wally worships these 

He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE 

It's... dorkamania 

He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard 

that he can pull 

They say he's facinatin' till they date him, 

then they hate him 

We've never met a bloke so dull. 

Photos 

So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet 

Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He's found nobody yet 

is there anybody out there, that will be my pal? 

I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal 

It's 

Dorkamania