A Dog's Breakfast Lyrics - Singles - Tourniquet

[Scientology (Dianetics)] 

Listen to Ron Hubbard's son 

"Dad was con-man number one 

Through black magic dabbling 

And drugs his books were born" * 

Dianetics says I am 

A reincarnated Thetan god 

If I buy E-Meter 

M.E.S.T. a-ok 

L.R.H. says, "Jesus never 

Reached potential grade" * 

[The Watchtower (J.W.'s)] 

Jehovah's Witness make the claim 

"The only prophet of today" 

But every prophecy was fake 

And so they upped the date 

As they read their bible wrong 

John 1:1 "The Word was a god" 

"Triune God is of Babylon 

The Church is of the beast" 

"144,001 and all that follow 

Jonadabs that cannot go to Heaven" 

I was fooled again 

I had made up my mind 

That truth comes in styles 

I was fooled again 

Wastin' my time 

With life changing lies 

[The New Age] 

My^6 self I love so much 

Because the New Age teaches me 

"The source of good and secrets lie within" 

If this present life ain't good 

Astral to the past one dude 

"You can make adjustments 

In your linear time zone" 

"God is you and you are God 

So whatever you decide is right..." * 

Right? [S. MacLaine] 

[Mormonism (Latter-Day Saints)] 

Joseph Smith a Mormon god 

Murdered men, condemned of fraud 

An angel gave him golden plates 

Which no one ever saw 

[Faith Movement] 

K.C. says that "Christ was lost 

Sign of Satan on the cross 

Bore the Devil's nature 

And was born again in Hell" 

If you've got a little bod 

"You can all become a god" 

Benny hinders true conversion 

"Christ is not within" 

"I have faith in my own faith 

Cause I'm a little god" [Hagin] 

I was fooled again 

A message from God 

That was only a fraud 

I was fooled again 

Truth and joy was inside 

But it's only in Christ 

I was fooled again 

By a spiritual force 

That had disguised its source 

I was fooled again 

By the Lord's latest mail 

But a novel from Hell 

[*Paraphrase]