Peter Shoemaker And Micro Ovum Lyrics - Singles - Top Carrots

If i play soccer 

im sure im a great player 

Peter Shoemaker can't save my ball 

He will fall down on the shoal 

Micro Ovum can't score a goal 

i'll stand there to say no no no 

Chorus 

Soccer mania 

Soccer mania 

every one can play even Anastasia 

except me 

If i know how to shoot 

i'll give Peter Shoemaker a hoop 

He will never be a denmark keeper 

but maybe he will be a rubish car driver 

i'll shoot the ball on Micro Ovum's face 

He will be full of grace!!!!