Bitch Lyrics - Singles - Too Short

Write me a little 'Save a hoe' speech 

All these fake-ass hoes, fake punk-ass bitches 

Do you know what I mean, Vern? 

Fuckin? 'em up like that, man 

$hort Dog? s in the house, bitch 

She? s a punk-ass bitch, hoe, tramp and a slut 

Took her to the motel just to fuck 

Last night she licked all on my balls 

Pussy got wet like Niagara-falls 

Dropped my drawls and the bitch said,? Shit? 

Skinny mothafucka with a fat-ass dick 

It? s like a T-P-treatment, tongue so fast 

From the tip of my head to the crack of my ass 

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She got busy so I called the crew 

You bitches know what to do 

Hoes try to front like they ain? t no tramps 

Try to get the pussy and she say you can? t 

Me and my partners we got that game 

Check a square-ass bitch and make her throw that thang 

You wine and dine that nasty freak 

Dropped her off and got a kiss on the cheek 

You never even knew how she ran in the house 

Jumped on the phone, started burnin? me out 

She kept beepin? so I made the call 

Bitch on the phone, jackin? off 

Sounded like she was havin? fun 

Playin? with her pearl tongue 

I said,? Bitch, I? m on my way? 

I give it to you, homeboy, play by play 

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She had on polka dots with a miniskirt 

Jumped in the car, straight went to work 

I must to bust two nuts, back to back 

Never seen a bitch work head like that 

She had me jumpin? out of my seat 

Workin? her jaws to the beat 

She was a good dick sucker, I can? t lie 

Sucked so good I thought I? d die 

Bitch blew me up, blew me down 

All the way back to the Oakland-town 

Baby started singin?,? I love you? 

Tellin? me things she wanted to do 

If I needed some money, come to her 

Anythin' I want is everythin? I? m worth 

And you know what I said? I told the bitch 

I said,? Bitch, I? m rich? 

Fuck these hoes, man 

I ain? t trippin? 

I? m like Al 

Long-hair suckers 

I know you? re fine, bitch but you got no cash 

You need to get a job but you're lazy-ass 

Quit tryin' to juice me up, I ain? t no punk 

I put you in the rap with some serious funk 

I wouldn? t buy you a car, no diamonds and shit 

All the time talkin? about your fake-ass gifts 

George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain 

Bitch, I? m buyin? you an ounce of this game 

You better take it and shut the fuck up 

Stop runnin? your mouth like a sucka 

'Cause you? s a punk bitch, it shows a mile away 

Everythin? you do and everythin? you say 

Makes you a punk bitch, no good, no doubt 

All I gotta do is stick a dick in your mouth 

Wanna give up the pussy, bitch, I? ll pass 

You? re too slim, I like your mama? s ass 

Pops came home, came up short 

Found me in the back room, fuckin? 'em both 

Now I? m the step-daddy and the son-in-law 

You call me Too $hort, they call me too raw 

I creep out one room into the next 

Nothin? goin? on but some serious sex 

Some of these hoes might think I? m played 

Bald-head bitch need some dookie braids 

'Cause that nappy-hair don? t even hit 

What? s cookin? in the kitchen on the back of your neck 

Well, like you burned the rise and wanna front on me 

You could never fuck with $hort, baby 

I? m from the O A K L A N D, I slap you in the face with reality 

These punk-ass hoes out here are sick 

Have ya walkin' round with a drippy dick 

So beautiful fine young thang, to get that cock was just like a dream 

But now three days later ask Kool Moe 

You feel the burnin? sensation down below 

You? re the true blue victim of a punk-ass bitch 

Thought she was a square and she gave you the shit 

So for all you hoes that live like this 

All the homies in the house say,? Punk-ass bitch?