What Happened To The Groupies Lyrics - Too $hort

Featuring b legit captain save a hoe 

Intro: captain save a hoe 

Short short whats up man this captain man check this out 

I know you and b legit finna get in here and get down on this song right? 

But yall can't be talkin bad about broads man you know? 

Yall in here talkin bout "suckin this" and "suckin that" 

Aww shit here come b pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed yall be cool man 

Verse 1: b-legit/too $hort 

B-legit: 

I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night 

Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right 

I'm tight, nicknamed ike for the drama 

It's baby and her mama, naked in a sauna 

Down with the gang cuz them flows be hard 

Blue mink, short, and my st. brenard 

Super bad man all around hoo-j 

Tell me what the fuck happened to the groupies 

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Too $hort: 

What happened to the groupies, i thought they was comin through 

To do everything we want em to 

Supposed to be all good when they get here 

Break niggas off, bitch we real playas 

Baby in the red said "it's coo'" 

She gonna give me some pussy, and some head too 

I aint trippin though, these bitches takin too long 

I'm bout to call some other hoes on the phone 

B-legit: 

Tell em i'm a hog nigga, need a triple-x bitch down to stick 

Turn tricks switched the dick 

Theres hips outside and i'm fo' sho' dat 

And the finest ho she know where mo' at 

Gotta show that, nigga tuck my jewels 

Can't be slippin with a bitch, niggas know that shit 

Hit me at the room when the hoes come 

It be at 301 we callin for some 

Photos 

Too $hort: 

Where they at b-legit where they at? (where they at) 

Let these bitches know theres some real playas back 

Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress 

If you do it right then i'll be back bitch 

Another showdown, in yo' town 

Let everybody know you my ho now 

I'm feelin way too cool off the gin and juice 

I'm bout to fuck my bitch and her friend too (and her friend too) 

Captain save-a-hoe: 

Damn, see man yall niggas is trippin man, 

Niggas this '98 yall actin like its still '88 

Short cussin, and all this bullshit, 

Check this out--see baby and them leavin see? 

Baby come here, c'mon, baby don't even trip, just kick it for a lil while 

You know what i'm sayin? i'll take you to sizzler to go eat after awhile 

I'll make em stop trippin, don't even trip baby its all good 

Verse 2: too $hort/b-legit 

Too $hort: 

I'm feelin good, everything hooked up right 

Before its all over i'ma be in som'n tight 

Looked down at my hip to check my pager 

Tryin to find me a bitch, fresh off the stage 

Nigga aint hungry, fuck the after party 

Told a cute groupie "bitch meet me in the lobby" 

You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends 

Next weekend we gonna do it all again 

B-legit: 

I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud 

We at the holiday-inn, room 510 

Bring all the bitches even if they dikes 

We hyped, hoes eatin pussy tonight 

Seen her in my mug, peepin my game 

Lookin like she could take dick in the brain 

We all champagne and cali green 

I need a bitch like that on a pimp team 

Too $hort: 

It's after midnight, can't find the right women 

Can't be slippin while you're late night pimpin 

Way too many niggas got stuck like that 

Waited too late then fucked a rat 

Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell 

With the wrong bitch in the wrong hotel 

Shoulda gave up when you first struck out 

Now you tryna get the fuck out 

B-legit: 

Man i was drunk when i went out, blow when i woke up 

Didn't get to fuck cuz these hoes is ducks 

Niggas like me need the head lay on 

From bad ass bitches who prefer red bones 

Rock microphones, later count g's 

Could always spot a rat chasin niggas with cheese 

Please, put it on freeze, it don't suit me 

What happened to the muthafuckin groupies? (muthafuckin groupies) 

Captain save-a-hoe: 

What happened? nigga they all left, thats what happened 

Yall muthafuckas gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each other 

Oh thats cool, yall got some muthafuckin playboy magazines 

So i guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out man 

Yall niggas gotta understand one thing man 

Bitches don't love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break down 

Be cool with a bitch, ya know what i'm sayin? 

Show her some caring and shit, understand me? 

Verse 3: b-legit/too $hort 

B-legit 

I remember when the shit first began 

I used to fuck the dog shit out my biggest fans 

Four in the mornin we hit the waffle spot 

Then its back to the telly for some more cock 

Shit was non-stop, don't choose too fast 

Theres a gang of more bitches with way more ass 

Up and down the hall with the bad-ass body 

Groupies lookin for the after party 

Too $hort: 

I used to be wild as fuck, get my dick sucked 

On the back of the tour bus with two or three sluts 

Check into my suite, order somethin to eat 

Knockin at my door, its another lil freak 

Right up the hall on the same flo' 

You could stand in line and run a train on the ho 

Top-notch or rat, skinny or fat 

B-legit, where all the groupies at? (groupies at) 

B-legit: 

In the room with the tricks gettin big faces 

But they really wanna know how the dick tastes 

I used to get fucked, fall asleep, wake up 

Kick the bitch out and bump a freak 

But nowadays, you gotta watch your route 

Niggas savin hoes need to cut that out 

So what they talkin bout, they shoulda been done came 

I think they scared of a nigga with this real game 

Too $hort: 

What happened to the groupies, don't point your finger 

They're all backstage chasin r&b singers 

At the other concert, on the other side of town 

I seen a few hoes but they wasn't down 

Where the groupies at, i'ma ask yall later 

Probably out tryna fuck basketball players 

Silly hoes, rappers got mansions 

But we aint tryna get into these tramp bitches 

Captain save-a-hoe: 

Yall niggas is trippin man, 

Yall need to sit down and re-evaluate your morals man 

Yall niggas gettin too old for this shit, 

Yall gonna be sittin around in the club 

Tryna figure out who goin home with ya old ass 

You need to find ya a good woman, snatch her up, get her a bmw 

She got kids, only do what you do, tell her "i got you"