Pimp Life Lyrics - Too $hort

I chose to live this life, I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes 

'Til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz 

Niggaz trippin' and for what? 

Why must he think he 'posed to change her 

When she'll give the pussy up, even to a total stranger? 

And, I'm just one of 'em, you can't trust none of them 

They'll say they love you while they wipin' your cum on them 

Then they'll run and tell her friends how she found another sucker 

To pay a fee for pussy but not me, motherfuckah 

I move quick with my pool stick, slicker than Willie 

Slicker than Kelly, slicker than KY Jelly 

But really this dick has got me in a lot of trouble recently 

I bend 'em and go in 'em and don't even have the decency 

To call her, my balls have been leaked of most of their fluids 

I used to put the rubber on and skeet straight through it 

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And it seems, that I always keep my pipe in these hoes 

Keep my mic at these shows, 'cause that's the life that I chose 

Pimp life, I chose to live the pimp life 

Come talk a walk up in my shoes, pay a couple of my dues 

Roll my boulevard on trues, while your lady sings the blues 

Got everythang to lose, not a damn thang to gain 

I be tryin' to cross the line but with that I gotta bring the pain 

Now I tried to compromise, see the other side of the story 

But that's easier said that done 

When it comes to your pride and your glory 

I'm a pimp with a glide in my worries, limp pimp I'ma step when I wreck 

But my armor's on at all times, 'cause I gots me a rep to protect 

Now I mights be known for this and maybe recognized for that 

But they be high beamin' me and I be like where my visors at? 

Nowadays I'm a wiser cat, after what I been through I better be 

Back then I woulda broke ya broad, nowadays I just let her be 

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'Cause through seconds, minutes, hours, days 

Weeks, months and years 

Man I reckon that it's power fuckin' freaks, blunts and beers 

That ain't what I'm supposed to be, pimp life that's the life I chose for me 

I be stickin' this dick up in these hoes hoes 

'Til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz 

Niggaz trippin', I chose to live the pimp life 

Yeah I have menage-a-trois with superstars, one night stands, quickies 

Booty calls, it ain't nuttin for her to just stick around here and lick me 

'Cause I run through broads and never get enough, maybe I'm too selfish 

But I can't help it, can't stay witchu girl 

'Cause I can't tell if it's official or just another ritual 

It's hard for me to find a wife, it's nothin' for me to get a hoe 

I know it sounds pitiful, sometimes I'm blessed, sometimes I'm cursed 

If it's supposed to be the best then tell me, what's the worst? 

I'll be a PFL 'til I'm a old nigga 

'Cause I never spend my life with groupies or gold diggers 

I see these bitches now, shake it naked tryin' to make it 

If you spendin' all his money, take it bitch, you can't fake it 

When it's real, I'm cappin' like the snub-nosed, they pay me 

I love hoes, never go home when the club close 

I do shows, ride new vogues and keep two hoes 

I'm all about this money girl, that's why I chose 

To live the pimp life, pimp life, I chose to live this life 

Pimp life, pimp life, I chose to live the pimp life 

People ask me question 'bout this 

People ask me question 'bout that, say what? 

I'm a handsome John motherfucker 

Independent of the nasty ass cuts 

Young Gipp, still around the corner in the hood 

Gipp, still runnin' down in the wood, Gipp, still ridin' out like vogues 

Gipp, still cruise hundred spokes, straight from the 80's ladies 

Grew up in nuttin' but dem Grady babies 

Pimpin' the game since ninety-six 

Can't sell a big ol' pimp no box of bricks 

Gipp put it down for the A-Town to the Bay to the Oakland foothill strip 

Too Short, Bun B, Devin and Big Gipp, yo we all some pimps 

Gettin' money out the sexual industries 

At the same, tryin' to get our slice 

Never lookin' back twice, livin' in the pimp life 

Pimp life, I be stickin' this dick up in these hoes hoes 

'Til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz 

I chose to live the 

Pimp life 

Pimp life 

Pimp life 

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