Hoes Lyrics - Too $hort

You see some people like to play the dating game 

Meet a new freak and ask, "What's your name?" 

Wine and dine and waste all that time 

Spending money on a hoe 'cause you think she's fine 

Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to fuck 

Played like a sucker, you should know what's up 

Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoe 

Listen to a real dog 'cause I know 

You get a pretty yellow bitch with that long-ass hair 

Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player 

Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass bitch 

Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick 

I need a bitch with a beeper, a full time tramp 

She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp 

But she can lick it all around or swallow it whole 

Deep throat this big dick and act real bold 

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You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your ass 

'Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash 

And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail 

Take 'em to the stroll and let the pussy sell 

'Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts 

But to a grandmother, they're like big sluts 

And if you're Short Dog, they look like bank rolls 

If I ever go broke I'll just break hoes 

'Cause hoes were made to be broken 

It happens every day in Oakland 

I need a bitch, that's one thing I know 

Put my money where my mouth is and break them hoe 

Two and fro, they like to run in pairs 

Hit small towns and sell pussy everywhere 

I ain't giving no bitches, no kind of slack 

'Cause Oakland, California is where they made The Mack 

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Prostitution is the oldest profession 

Kick back young partner, learn your lesson 

Pimp till you die, as long as you know 

Pimps ain't nothing but hoes 

Getting paid for everything you say 

If a hoe wanna fuck you, she gots to pay 

Keep the bitch broke and control the world 

'Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em 'Call Girls' 

Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy slut 

Take a hoe to a spot and let her lick these nuts 

Get a square bitch, you gotta lie to kick it 

But with a nasty bitch, she'll just lick it and lick it 

I had a square bitch, man, she looked way too cool 

She said she loved me but is that true? 

She asked me could she be my lady 

Wanted so much to have my baby 

So what bitch? I popped your cherry 

Hell fucking no, I don't wanna get married 

'Cause can't no bitch hound me 

Talking that shit about a family 

I wants no champagne, I drink gin and juice 

Bring a bag of ice and watch a hoe get loose 

Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight 

And please don't trip on the cellulite 

I got a fat bitch, sucking on my dick 

Every day homie, it's the same old shit 

Don't look stupid, hoe, drop them goddamn drawers 

Get your ass in the bed and let's fuck like dogs 

On the very first night, we fucked 

I got the pussy, I got sucked 

I couldn't wait, she asked me why 

I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, bitch 

Hoes are like cum freaks, they suck you dry 

The do what you say and don't ask why 

Who said that hoe ain't old enough? 

If she could bleed, then she can fuck 

Call me 'Dirty Dog' but your cock stank 

Motherfuckers think pimps ain't making bank 

But the pimp game just don't stop 

You gotta be down to reach the top 

I tell all my homies 'Play these hoes' 

Don't eat the pussy and play these hoes 

'Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking 

Bitches like that, you find all through Oakland 

Miniskirts and no panties on 

When it's time to fuck, it don't take too long 

And it's mandatory for hoes to simp 

Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps 

So take this game and keep it for life 

Never make a hoe into a housewife 

Just get a good bitch, a workaholic like Holly 

Bitch so bold, she'll take a piss in the alley 

And make big bank, it's the pussy is dope 

They keep coming back until the tricks go broke 

But if that hoe jumps off the track 

Another young bitch will bring them tricks right back