Funk Session Lyrics - Too $hort

The mother fucking funk seesion is about to begin 

Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around 

The funk session is about to begin 

When I say funk session, i ain't talking about George Clinton 

I love that nigger though 

I ain't talking about James Brown and Sly Stone 

I'm not talking about mother fucking the Time and Prince 

(What you talking about?) 

We talking about funk session 96 style 

96 Funk mean a different thing 

That means you looked at my woman, and I'm stepping to you 

And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a nigger's brains out 

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You see we can't along cause we just don't want to 

You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you 

And sing the ripper, we just say oh well 

And the white man keeps on building more jails 

I know the system ain't nothing to fool with 

Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with 

And I know damn well you got my name on the list 

Cause I'm the one that called your daughter a bitch 

Just a black man doin good, you wanna do me 

Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies 

Gangsta rap causes crime, Mike Tyson wrecked the system 

Larry Hoover ran a gang in Illinios can't forget 

Malcom X taught us knowledge, Martin Luther preached for peace 

And every day black men lying dead in the street 

So where's the real education, in the hood 

Peace to the muslims cause they're doing real good 

They're never giving up, on the black folks 

We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough 

Get rich if you want to, I ain't trying to front you 

If Robert Gold want some funk tell him come through 

It's been a long night but we're still getting funky 

Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey 

I heard it when she said it, "You just a dogg Short 

Like them G's out in South Side Chicago" 

I said that's right hoe, I'm from the East O 

And I will never spend my money on a six-fo 

High performance, is what I'm riding 

I got the game from Oakland so I never stop siding 

I'm getting money in this criminal's country 

Hoe's show me love because my pimping's so lovely 

I'm not a role model, unless you trying to mack her 

Cause first I am player and second I'm a rapper 

Third I'm just a big ass baller 

Top notch on my beeper but I still won't call her 

Cause I got one with me, And I'm a pimp till I die 

Don't be talking to them snitches, you'll get sent on a lie 

Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing 

I wonder what would happen if they catch em 

You burn his balls with a big lighter, get the gasoline 

And he'll be smoking like a mother fucking dope fiend 

Nowaday's they like to kill your whole crew 

For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe 

He said excuse me, but it wasn't al-right 

So now you want to take his punk ass outside 

So you can hit him, and with him 

Let his momma bury him in a suit that don't fit 'em 

You don't give an F-U-C-K 

So just fuck him 

Didn't have to shoot him, just walked out and stuck him 

Knife up and down all around in his gut 

Standing in his blood looked down and said "What's up?" 

What's up nigger, Shock G tell 'em like Treach 

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East coast niggers are the craziest 

And West coast niggers are the craziest 

And down south niggers are the craziest 

It seems like all american niggers are the craziest 

It done got out of hand 

We don't drink that potion at the white mother fucking masses 

Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other 

Remember me all, I want everybody to look back 

Yo this is Shock G from Digital Underground 

I want you to look back right now 

We rolling with the Dangerous Crew 

I want you to look back when I said 

Y'all remember that shit when I said, I said ah 

America, Get busy Humpty yeah 

The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods 

The white for whose got you doing time 

We busting caps on one another and it never stops 

You know it never stops 

But you know, that Shock's been searching for someone 

Who can rise like Malcom and Farahkan 

To straighten you niggers out 

Shit they call me MC Blowfish 

Back when Digital Underground first started 

Say, I was running the whole thing, say 

The call me MC Blowfish hey 

Yeah, and I kick a little thing like this 

I say, I say, I say, I say 

Shorty check me out 

I say, I say 

Now follow as I slip into that butter melody 

This is the part Shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry 

So try to focus on my dope 

I suggest that you invest in a telescope 

As I come with hella rythem 

Move closer to your television 

Get your look just like that hooker catch Jay ism 

Even with my vocals for your ears, you still couldn't see me though 

As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano 

I'm slanging them nouns and verbs 

You couldn't see me with binoculars 

I guess I'm just a little different cause I do love them hoes 

Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros 

Cause I love it when they say something fly 

The ill caps make me laugh till I cry 

Some frys and some freaks and it's on 

All night long 

I love to see my homies living strong 

But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook 

Rains salts on another brother's sunny day 

I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play 

I said I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely G game we play 

Cause it's hella fun here, i'm not going to front on that 

Yeah, niggers have booming fun 

Flossing and fucking with these hoes and capping niggers 

But wheres we heading as a people 

Where is we heading 

This is the funk session y'all 

Check me out 

This is Shock G from D-Flow production Squad 

Cooling right now with the Dangerous Crew 

Yeah I got my man Breed in the house 

Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man Shorty B get on the 6 string 

And blow your mind, Yeah 

I got Pee-Wee in the house 

And you know what Pee-Wee said 

He said, He said Shock, You know that