Fuck My Car Lyrics - Gettin' It (album Number Ten) - Too $hort

Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin 

I know it's my car bitch 

You ain't trippinit's your favorite color, on a lovely day 

You let me reach right over 

And rub on your leg 

I'm sayin all kind of shit, to make you smile 

Put your seatbeat on, cause 

I be drivin wildyou think 

I'm like them other niggaz 

I just wanna fuck 

But I like to get money and get my dick sucked 

I ain't your average everyday little hoe nigga 

And I can see through you bitch youse a gold diggertellin me stories 

About the richest man 

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But I'm too $hort baby, the bitch's pimp 

I come a long way from young and done the certified player 

I get what I want, and i'ma holler at you later 

If you ain't got game you might think 

I'm a trickdon't play yourself girl you won't get no dick 

I take you right back home so you can be witcha man 

I know you sucker motherfuckers won't understand 

See me with a bitch and say I floss too hard 

These hoes ain't trippin on me, they wanna fuck my car 

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar 

If you put your mind to it, you might get far 

No need to be a player or a superstar 

She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car 

She could care less about a real man 

All she wants is a man with the meal plan 

Pick her up in the benz and hope she get to it 

Every day is halloween hoe, trick or treat 

I throw your ass in the trunk with a bag of rats 

Drop you off at kaiser like they did in the mack 

I know you're broke, fantasizing like mariahget a grip on my bumper 

Rub your clit on my tire 

You can ride on top or wrap your legs around the frame 

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But if you get in this car you gonna respect this game and 

I'm knowin that, I hope you know it too 

Only real pimps know what I'm goin through 

It's a daily mission, controllin these bitches 

Uphold the pimpin, never start sympin 

Got the cleanest drop caddy for your eyes to see 

So c'mon bitch and take a ride with me 

Now I'm about big blocks, drop tops 

White guts ending with much knock 

Got loot but dough ain't even trippin on it 

Got keys, to three hundred z's, knowin these bitches 

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar 

If you put your mind to it, you might get far 

No need to be a player or a superstar 

She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car 

I gave you a ride for some head cause my dick was soft 

But if you ain't widdit i'ma drop you off 

I got hoes all around me all day and night 

And yo little pussy's just way too tight 

For a big black dick like mine to slide in 

I take my motherfuckin time and ride it 

Cause ain't no punk bitches where I'm from 

They like to suck niggaz dicks, and make us cum 

So get butt-naked let me slap that ass 

Play with them titties while I tap that ass 

Slam your face in the pillow, and arch that back 

Have you lovin this dick like it's made of crackcocaine 

And you know that costs 

Can't fuck for free you got to pay the boss 

Hundred dollar bills bitchi break your ass and won't feel shit 

Cause pimpin, pimpin, that's my game 

I got it from the o where it always rainspimp game, now it's time to roll 

And take my hoes down to the hoe stroll 

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar 

If you put your mind to it, you might get far 

No need to be a player or a superstar 

She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car 

You ain't slammin doors like me cause 

I'm the coldest mack 

From a brand new benz to my old school 'llac 

You ain't never gon stop my pimpin styleit's like two plus two, can you figure it out? 

You say, what fo' 

I say that's right 

You know the answer nigga pimpin for life 

What's a trick to a hoe, some dope to a fiend 

What's a bag of weed if the shit ain't green 

You say the game is forever, well so am i 

You only got two choices bitch, hoe or dienow speak up, you better say somethin 

Before I turn your ass back into a pumpkin 

Cause ain't no motherfuckin fairy tales 

Only freaky tales, and I tell em so well bitch 

Now get your ass in the cardon't play me too close 

I won't pimp you too hard 

Now whether on the strip, or in the bar 

If you put your mind to it, you might get far 

No need to be a player or a superstar 

She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car 

She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car