Double Header Lyrics - No Trespassing - Too $hort

[Featuring: Wallpaper] 

[Intro] 

Dubba dubba, dubba dubba 

Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba 

[Too $hort] 

Girl why you wanna bother me? 

I already tried that monogamy 

I been stopped datin young college freaks 

But don't start tryin to Bill Cosby 

Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo' 

Bitch, we cain't be the Huxtables 

For me - that's like suicide 

If I ever get married I want two rides! 

[Chorus: Wallpaper] 

Fatty girl; go and grab a friend for me 

One + one could equal three, satisfaction guaranteed 

Fatty girl; you and her and her and me 

Hot tub full of Hennessy, do it 'til we overheat 

(One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader) [2X] 

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[Too $hort] 

Yo' wife is the warden 

Stay out all night she might issue a warrant 

A straight APB 

And if you locked out the house you cain't stay with me 

Musta got paroled cause you out now 

Last few years you was locked down 

Don't come to my house cause this different here 

Better go back home and be Cliff and Claire 

I never would marry no Wedding Singer 

I want twins, that look like Brittney Binger 

A pretty actress like Make More Money 

You can have her - gimme two Playboy Bunnies 

I tell my wives to cum/come to me 

I know you not havin mo' fun than me 

If you in love need to pop the question 

If you a player don't stop the session 

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[Chorus] 

[Outro] 

Dubba dubba, dubba dubba 

Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader 

Dubba dubba, dubba dubba 

Dubba dubba dubba doubleheader 

(One is fun, but two is better) 

Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo' 

(One is fun, but two is better) 

Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo' 

(One is fun, but two is better) 

Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo' 

["some mo'" echoes until fade]