Cali-o Lyrics - Too $hort

[Singin'] 

This hit aint no joke, Oh no 

Dont ya know, Dont ya know 

Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah 

This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke 

Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O 

[Too $hort] 

Its that Orangutan lookin' like a Crayola 

Nothin' but the sunshine, Soon as the day's over 

Roll'em up, In the town, We get down 

On the green and the purple, Never on the brown 

Cause when ya hit the O its the real dope, From Humbolt 

Have ya flyin' real stupid like Dumbo 

They love it when it comes from California 

You'll never be an +Outkast+ with that +Stankonia+ 

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[E-40] 

Smell the aroma, Smells so lovely 

Man thats potent, What ya'll smokin man?, Orange Ruffie 

Where ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley J 

Man ya'll some fools, You California dudes do not play 

I though you thoughtamajig, I though I told you my nagga 

Game colder than a six pack of soda my nagga 

Northren Cali, 23's on my Denali 

Gettin rowdy in the Scrillacon Valley 

Hoe 

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[Chorus] 

This hit aint no joke, Oh joke 

Dont ya know, Dont ya know 

Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah 

This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke 

Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O 

Love it when I hit it, Cali-O 

Love it when I hit it, Dont ya know 

Sweet Cali-O 

I cant wait to touch it, Cali-O 

Dont ya know, Yeah 

Love it when I twist it, Dont ya know 

Sweet Cali-O 

[Too $hort] 

The Valley Joe 

[B-Legit] 

Know it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blow 

Got zips from Cali-O, Niggas call it the dro 

When I'm in for a show first hit up the store 

Four boxes to the neck, Alcohol to follow 

Get it on fa sho, Every zone I go 

Tip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4 

Put that town down-lo, Its that Town endo 

Guarenteed, No seeds, In your town we'll blow 

[Ant Banks] 

Now homie tell me what that yay like 

Livin that Bay Life 

We put it up in the air, From sundown to daylight 

And the girls they be lovin' it, Cause it freeze on em 

That Cali-O sensation lets us squeeze up in em 

Its a whole 'notha mind state, A way of livin 

That playalistic feelin' gives you the vibes of a villian 

Help ya focus, And I was gone when I wrote this 

Just trippin on that Cali-O, Its known to be the dopest 

[Chorus with minor variations] 

[Too $hort] 

Its been 10 years since I moved from Oakland 

I traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokin 

Like the Bay and LA, From San Diego up Seattle's way 

Aint no shake like a rattlesnake, That Budwiser make ya get smart 

You say you went to San Francisco and left your heart 

But dont leave that orange sunshine on the coast 

I know that you think the green and the purple is the most 

Out in Cali you get choices 

One hit will have you hearin angel's voices 

Make you wanna fly, And catch the next plane to the West 

So you can fill your brain with the best 

Now Mary Jane was a small town girl 

But Cali-O, She's been all around the world 

She'll make the coldest player go broke 

You dont hear me though, That Cali-O aint no joke 

[Chorus and Too $hort talkin']