Bonus Track Lyrics - Too $hort

[KIM:] Hello? 

[SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup 

[KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me 

[SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you 

[KIM:] Oh, really? 

[SHORT:] Wassup, yeah 

[KIM:] You know i waited a long time for this 

[SHORT:] Well look, as soon as i get there i'ma call you aight? 

[KIM:] Bring me what i need? 

[SHORT:] yeah (call me, just call me) 

[CHORUS] 

when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me) 

satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i'll give you what you need (X2) 

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[SHORT] 

My plane touches down at eleven forty-five 

I'm comin thru, want you bout to show you why 

i got the game from the pimps and players 

you goin feel me, baby when i get there 

I'm a give you what you want so i could get what i need 

we could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed 

We don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juice 

these nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can do 

imagination is a understatement 

anything you can think of we could make it 

big money hit records 

watch us get reckless 

we butt-naked, we never sexless 

And when i get there, you know it's time to fuck 

'cause all night long ain't long enough ta come up 

it's just us 

ya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thang 

make us both cum 

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[CHORUS] 

[KIM] 

Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty 

drive you crazy like a 730 

it ain't a secret 

rumors they could keep it 

You know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine 

real bitch that carry gats by the spleen 

Na mean? 

Some bitch is on the other line, answer that 

if it's a booty call cancel that 

you want pure satisfaction i'ma handle that 

all i need is a candle and the porno channel 

lubricate the top, now i'm startin to sweat 

peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet 

now check it 

Adjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya 

imagine me suckin blood out ya 

like a hickey, i love the phone quickie 

i slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off 

You could reach out and touch ME MCI style 

Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style 

Tell me what you want, i'll tell you what i need 

You could fuck me til i bleed 

Oh Short i'm bout ta OG 

(and i like it) 

[CHORUS X2] 

[SHORT:] You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up 

[KIM:] Well since you showed up what's the hold up? 

[SHORT:] The blunts ain't rolled up, 

let's mix sex with the weed smell 

[KIM:] then ride me nigga like you do them V-12's 

I'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top 

[SHORT:] And i'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock 

The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay 

[KIM:] Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby 

[SHORT:] This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it's 

like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star 

ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store 

Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee 

I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee 

I'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-K 

we take the money and the pussy 'cause we sho' don't play 

(And i like it) 

[CHORUS X2] 

[laughing] 

[KIM:] HhmmmM 

[SHORT:] And I'm lovin it 

[KIM:] HOw much? 

[SHORT:] How much? 

[KIM:] yeah 

[SHORT:] It's like this every time 

[KIM:] I know your good 

MMMMMMM 

[SHORT:] my dick...in your.... 

[KIM:] is that what you wanna talk about 

[SHORT:] some of this gonna make it on to the record 

[KIM:] talk to me