Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Lyrics - Cocktails - Too $hort

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll 

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole 

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit 

Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch 

My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow 

Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so 

I'm from the "O" I for what I know 

And like I told your ass before you can fuck my hoe 

I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches 

Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches 

With a Ziplock bag full of green weed 

I roll it all up 'cause I'm a fiend in need 

Of some dank smoke all up in my chest 

Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress 

'Cause we getting funky on album 9 

I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine 

Studio's in a cloud 

Smelling kind of loud 

Nuthin like pimpin 

Nigga fuck Bill Clinton 

Make me the mother fucking president 

I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just 

Set up shops like they do in Vegas 

Legalize pimpin for all the playa's 

Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood 

Every year a nigga trade for a new Fleetwood 

You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking 

I come through and all your hoes I'm taking 

You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin 

I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin 

Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know 

Never love a bitch or a hoe 

You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants 

And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp 

Don't get mad now nigga want to shove the bitch 

'Cause a year ago, you know, you loved the bitch 

Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt 

She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt 

Bitch, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick 

Talking that mother fucking baby shit 

You'z a punk ass nigga can't you see 

Thatz the difference between niggas like you and me 

I got bitches, on my mind 

It's been like that for a real long time 

I know the way them hoes take your cash 

They let you fuck and make you pay up fast 

Trick nigga, why you wanna be like that 

Let them try for lent bitches take your fat ass stack 

Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you 

'Cause they already know what they want from you 

Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the bitch just fine 

She'll be taking all of yours and can't fuck with mine 

I'm the M to the A to the C and K 

All you playa hating niggas shouldn't be that way 

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There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll 

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole 

Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit 

Mother fuck you damn shit head bitch 

Lights, camera, action, cut 

Hollywood look out the bitch is coming up 

She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way 

On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A 

She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top 

A few auditions land a job 

I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink 

I'm a player ass nigga tell me what do ya think 

I walked up to the bitch in my clean ass suit 

And I told her, I've been watching you 

I peeped you out from the bar 

You must be a model or a movie star 

She said "No, but that's my dream 

To see my face on the movie screen" 

I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth 

She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out 

I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying 

All you need is meyou don't need no agent" 

I'm a pimp ass nigga and the game don't stop 

"All you gotta do is fuck a few big shots 

Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back" 

She was sucking up the game, down to do all that 

She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp" 

But the nigga in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp 

And all them white guys you had sex with 

They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks 

She came to me and said it just won't last 

I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass 

'Cause all she wanted was the fame 

But you can't get shit when you don't have game 

Photos 

Guerilla pimpin just let it roll 

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole 

Guerilla pimps just don't quit 

I say mother fuck you damn shithead bitch 

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know 

I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe 

Just a Beyotch 

There ain't nuthin like pimp now you know 

I want a bitch thats a top notch hoe 

Just a Beyotch 

Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch 

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know 

I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe 

Just a Beyotch 

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole 

There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know 

I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe 

Just a Beyotch 

Say mother fuck you damn shithead beyatch 

Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm 

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole 

Nuthin but a pimp 

Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch 

Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp 

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole 

Cuss words. Mother fuck you damn shithead beyotch 

Nuthin like pimpin now you know 

Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know 

Beyotch 

There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know 

Ain't nuthin like pimping damn shithead bitch 

Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know 

There ain't nothing like pimping god damn asshole 

Ah 

That's it nigga, there is no more. Life is 

Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a bitch 

Ain't nothing like a mother fucking, BITCH 

You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother fucking nasty ass mother fuck it 

(Takes a deep breath) 

BITCH, I hate your mother fucking ass. You mother fucking Beeeeeeyoooootch 

BeyotchAnd your momma too. Fuck all yall. Hahahaha