Punk For Dummies Lyrics - Too Bad Eugene

Well you saw a couple shows and you gathered what you know 

About the punk rock paradigm 

All you really know is you have to throw a fit and whine 

So you wrote a bunch of songs that are 30 seconds long 

And complain about everything 

This story's very common and it's getting a bit too annoying 

Is your life really all that oppressive 

Or are you just fitting the mold 

Use your mind to make your own opinions 

Don't cling to everything you're told 

Well you've gotten all punk rock so you're hating all the jocks 

Parents, teachers, and Rush Limbaugh 

Your favorite thing in life is go out at night and break the law 

You sewed on a couple spikes, learned to sing like Fat Mike 

And your thinking about turning vegan 

I've got so many problems with you 

I just don't know where to begin 

Do you really feel you've lost your freedoms 

To politicians you can't see 

You've got for more ulterior reasons 

For your newfound identity 

Please allow me to be frank, your charade is pretty rank 

You just do it cause you wanna fit in 

In my opinion being fake is one of the ost evil sins 

Take a good look at your life, is it filled with so much strife 

Or is that part of your punk rock style 

Just an inch or two of honesty can stretch about a million miles