Funky Cold Medina Lyrics - Loc-ed After Dark - Tone Loc

Alright, dig it 

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action 

But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' 

The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me 

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C? 

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar 

Havin' drinks with some no-name chump 

When they know that I'm the star 

So, I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina 

I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, Funky Cold Medina 

Funky Cold Medina 

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks 

Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick 

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac 

A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap 

So, I gave some to my dog when he began to beg 

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me 

And did the wild thing on my leg 

He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner 

But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina 

You know what I'm sayin'? 

I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door 

I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's 

They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal 

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena 

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina 

She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm, ok, I'll go get it 

Then a couple sips, she cold licked her lips 

And I knew that she was with it 

So, I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned 

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man 

So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener 

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina 

You know, ain't no plans with a man 

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies 

Break it down 

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection 

I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection' 

The audience voted and you know they picked a winner 

I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner 

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' 

Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin' 

I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya 

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina 

Ya know what I'm sayin' 

That Medina's a monster, y'all 

Funky Cold Medina