Barber Shop Lyrics - Foreign Affairs - Tom Waits

good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine 

bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker 

magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop 

mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been 

stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair 

well i'm still cuttin classes i just couldn't hep myself 

i got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon 

i see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good 

sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood 

what's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town 

i just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue 

throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good 

always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1 

that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done 

you know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter 

you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border 

now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass 

put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast 

oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do 

probly be a barber not a bum like you 

still gotchur paper route now that's just fine 

now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time 

you be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl 

know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world 

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