L - Y Lyrics - Revisited - Tom Lehrer

You're wearing your squeaky shoes 

And right there taking a snooze 

Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by? 

Silently ... silently ... silent ... l-y 

You're a secret agent man 

Who's after the secret plan 

How do you act so they don't know you're as spy? 

Normally ... normally ... normal ... l-y 

At an eating contest you boast 

That you can eat the most 

How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie? 

Eagerly ... eagerly ... eager ... l-y 

On the lake your boat upset 

And your clothes got soaking wet 

How do you stand and wait for them to dry? 

D-d-d-d-d patiently ... d-d-d-d-d patiently ... patient ... l-y 

In the public library 

You fall and you hurt your knee 

But the isgn says "quiet please," so how can you cry? 

Quietly .... quietly .... quiet ... l-y 

Asyou walk along the street 

A porcupine you meet 

How do you shake his hand when he says hi? 

Carefully ... carefully .... careful ... l-y 

You enter a very dark room 

And sitting there in the gloom 

Is dracula! now how do you say goodbye? 

Immediately ... immediately ... immediate ... l-y 

Bye bye!