The Finale Lyrics - Todd Rundgren

Drumgoole, my dear, I must admit 

Your life's been one long pile of shit 

I must be nuts, at least a bit 

To want to be involved in it 

But given the alternative 

Who knows how we'd be forced to live? 

When worlds collide, when worlds collide? 

With you, drumgoole, at my side 

And at my side! 

And at my side! 

With worlds colliding in on us 

Drumgoole must be trigamous 

Pray, say we shall be man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

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When worlds collide, the chivalrous 

Drumgoole performs the frivolous 

And dares to make it man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

That one's mine, he's my concubine 

He'll get more out of me 

Than what you peons call "love" 

Hands off him, that one's mine! 

Your favors do not satisfy 

I've witnesses who'll testify 

And though drumgoole is thin of thigh 

She's worth a try, she's worth a try 

Though nature was not generous 

Her breasts are not as pendulous 

Yet still they would be man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

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Now according to the law this week 

Still evolving even as we speak 

Any woman may, at her discretion 

Have her pick of losers 

Since the breed has dropped so in quality 

We abolish, hereby, monagomy 

If you don't quite fancy this selection 

We've got lots more losers 

I've seen all that I need to see 

I've fallen for their flattery 

And so we shall be man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

When world's collide, the rest of us 

Won't be here with the best of us 

For these, they shall be man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

Correct me, honey 

I smell no money 

And when the chips are down 

You'll be back around this finger here 

I never said that I was in love with you 

I never said that I was not, my dear 

Why must this girl have everything? 

How quickly he forgets the sting 

For though she feigns to please him 

She is talentless except to tease him 

Don't think we haven't noticed 

We'll have a shower 

And I'll allow her 

She seems amused with you 

It's so hard to keep her entertained 

We'll all go "nudies" 

And you can bring your friends 

Just keep the one who's nuts for tits restrained! 

My long term memory 

Is not what it should be 

Some tiny spark of love 

Helps me find the proper words to say 

Your smell of money 

You filthy, lying bitch 

Is just about to make me puke! 

Go away 

Please go away! 

It's time to make us man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

We've simplified, no muss, no fuss 

And vows are now superfluous 

I just declare you man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

Wait a minute! wait a minute! 

Georgianna, get over here with that law book 

Listen up everybody 

I've the law book right in front of me 

Article sixteen dash thirty-three 

"when consenting adults shack together 

They're connected legally" 

Though he wants to eat and have his cake 

There's a pact with me he cannot break 

So the rest of you go rot forever 

This one will stay here with me 

When worlds collide, the devious 

The cunning, and the mischevious 

Our not-yet-happy-home divide 

When worlds collide, when worlds collide 

When worlds collide, this friend of us 

Is forced to be a succubus 

Cruel fate is not upon our side 

When worlds collide, when worlds collide 

Connie! connie! 

This urgent telegram is just in from parliament 

Well don't just stand there, let's gloat over it 

Aw oh, I don't think you're going to like this 

"must clear the old regime' away 

The residue must be destroyed 

As of 9:00 o'clock today 

Contracts with men are null and void" 

What! 

You're free, my boy, I'm proud to say 

And so without further delay 

I now declare you man and bride 

And man and bride and man and bride! 

When worlds collide, the least of us 

May get to share the feast with us 

For now we four are man and bride 

'til worlds collide, 'til worlds collide 

We're men and bride!