Pissin Lyrics - Arena - Todd Rundgren

I didn't notice you there 

Til I felt your breath on my neck hair 

Now you put me through my paces 

You don't know what personal space is 

And not a soul in the room 

seems to have your need to share 

Did you ever stop to wonder 

Does anybody care? 

Maybe the ladies are impressed 

But I don't think so, let's be honest 

Why don't you give that thing a rest 

You're just a one-man pissin contest 

This used to be a nice place 

And now your dick is in the mayonnaise 

How does one vent one's sense of sickness 

At skull and skin of such vast thickness? 

Of everybody at the party 

Your target had to be me 

I really hate to disappoint you 

But I ain't got the need 

'Cause it's the thing you do the best 

The kind of fight of which you're fondest 

You wanna brag, well be my guest 

You won a solo pissin contest 

I think by now we know better 

You can't get blood from a bore 

We gonna find that stupid sucker 

Who let you through the door 

None of the ladies were impressed 

Our recollection may be jaundiced 

We all recall with special zest 

We saw a solo pissin contest 

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