Cool Jerk Lyrics - Todd Rundgren

Cool jerk, cool jerk, cool jerk, cool jerk 

This cat they're talking about 

I wonder who could it be 

'cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 

The heaviest cat you ever did see 

When you see me walking down the street 

And they clapping and they speak 

All the business they wish to whisper it 

But they know I'm the king of the cool jerks 

Ah ha ha 

Look at them guys looking at me like I'm a fool 

Ah but deep down inside they know I'm cool 

I said now, 

I said now the moment of truth has finally come 

When I was gonna do some, some of that cool jerk 

All right, now I want to hear a little bit 

Of the drums by himself here 

All right, now I want to hear a little bit of 

A bass with those eighty-eights 

All right, now let's hear the organ player fall in 

All right now everybody, I wanna hear you howl 

Ah you're cooking, you're smoking 

Come on people can you do it? 

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