The Taliban Song Lyrics - Shock'n Y'all - Toby Keith

"The Taliban Song" 

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man 

I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan 

Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in 

They call themselves the Taliban 

(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby) 

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here 

They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear 

She loves the desert and the hot white sand 

But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand 

The Taliban (ooo taliban baby) 

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You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be 

Ride Camel Ride 

My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side 

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan 

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban 

(oh yeah the taliban) (baby) 

I know where you comin from brother! 

This is a patriotic love song 

So y'all feel free to salute if you want, 

You got my permission. 

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win 

Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end 

Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you 

sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban" 

(Taliban baby) 

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So we prayed to Allah with all of our might 

Until those big U.S. jets came flyin one night 

They dropped little bombs all over their holy land 

And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran 

(the taliban) 

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be 

Ride Camel Ride 

My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side 

We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan 

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban 

(oh yeah, taliban) 

we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban (baby)"