The Size I Wear Lyrics - Hope On The Rocks - Toby Keith

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds 

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round 

You can take that waitress or the blonde over there 

But stand back John, that's the size I wear 

Ina neighbourhood bar not too far from here 

Me and old John, we were chucking some beers 

Friday night about a half past ten 

When a block of secretaries came strutting in 

The one in the front was a little too tall 

The one in the back, she was flat as a wall 

But the one in the middle, as cute as could be 

The one in the middle was looking at me 

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Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds 

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round 

Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there 

But stand back John, that's the size I wear 

I said 'do you wanna dance,' she said 'yes I do' 

We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too 

Now John didn't like it but he was being a friend 

He danced with this one and that one and this one again 

A slow song came on, we were locked down tight 

John said 'hey buddy, you can't hog her all night' 

Well you're a mighty big fella but I don't care 

Stand back John, that's the size I wear 

She was five foot two, about 95 pounds 

Round in the places she's supposed to be round 

Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there 

But stand back John, that's the size I wear 

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Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds 

She was round in the places she's supposed to be round 

Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there 

But stand back John, that's the size I wear 

Hey you're a mighty big fella but I don't care 

Stand back John, that's the size I wear 

Stand over there John, I'll be done in just a minute