Rum Is The Reason Lyrics - 35 Mph Town - Toby Keith

I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket, Good whiskey at the Alamo 

Now that Pancho Villia had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico 

While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn't quit because of a girl 

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world 

While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martina 

While the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies 

Yeah, down through the ages, they couldn't drink their diamonds and pearls 

No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world 

I ain't getting much done but I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea 

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me 

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl 

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world 

I ain't getting much done but I'm having fun sailing on the deep blue sea 

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me 

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curl 

Yeah, rum is the reason i guess. 

Hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world 

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