I Don't Understand My Girlfriend Lyrics - Dream Walkin' - Toby Keith

I thought it would be dandy 

If I bought that girl some candy 

How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate 

I thought it would be fine 

If we shared a glass of wine 

She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic" 

I don't understand my girlfriend 

I haven't got a clue 

I don't know where she's coming from 

Or where she's going to 

But if opposites attract 

Then I found the perfect woman Jack 

I don't understand my girlfriend 

She don't understand me, too 

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Yeah I thought I'd show some class 

And order pheasant under glass 

Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher 

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I don't understand my girlfriend 

I haven't got a clue 

I don't know where she's coming from 

Or where she's going to 

But if opposites attract 

Then I found the perfect woman Jack 

I don't understand my girlfriend 

She don't understand me too 

No she don't understand me too 

No she don't understand me too