Call A Marine Lyrics - Toby Keith

I was sitting in a bar boozing and losing 

Some jackoff walks up cruising for a bruising 

popping off and making my old re neck red. 

He asked my girl if she'd like to dance 

he had three buddies so i had no chance 

I looked around the room for a friend 

and I saw Fred 

A quick evaluation of the situation 

we entered into a conversation 

that last the better part of the next two songs 

Now I didn't say and they didn't ask but 

Fred did two tours over in Iraq 

and Son, it was over before it was even on. 

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Call a Marine instead of 911 

they're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome. 

When your in knee deep and your up shit's creek 

you've tried everything 

Tell you what you do 

Call a Marine 

Now my sisters husband didn't love her no more 

and he runned off with a skinny little whore 

and left her sitting round the house with a couple of kids. 

She just lays around in that mumu gown 

old girl put on about thirty five pounds 

and one day I went over to her house 

and I said hey Sis if you wanna fix what troubles you 

just ease down to VFW 

and you'll walk through the door and turn those boys heads 

for most of those boys its been a while, 

just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile 

and if that don't work out for ya girl ask for Fred 

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Call a Marine instead of 911 

theyre built to improvise, adapt, and overcome 

when your in knee deep and your up shits creek 

you've tried everything 

tell you what you do 

Call a Marine 

Some douchebag rises up and overthrows his government 

Diplomacy aint working and ammos all been spent 

the world is in a crises and the media a circus 

I'll tell you what to do when it goes from bad to worse 

Call a Marine instead of 911 

they're built to improvise, adapt, and overcome 

when your in knee deep and your up shits creek 

you've tried everything 

tell you what you do 

Call a Marine 

Tell you what to do baby 

you can call 

call a marine 

yeah yeah