I Can Swing My Sword Lyrics - Singles - Tobuscus

Do you like my sword-sword? 

Sword, my diamond sword-sword. 

You cannot afford, 'ford 

Afford my diamond sword, sword. 

Even if you could-could, 

I have a patent! 

No one else can make a sword 

exactly in this manner-manner. 

Welcome to my manor-manor. 

I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna 

Swing-swing-swing my sword-sword 

Whenever I get bored-bored. 

I can swing my sword-sword. 

I can swing my sword-sword! 

Once I hit the floorboards 

But I had it restored. 

And it was expensive 

But it was a write-off! 

Swinging is my business, 

And by that I mean swinging swords. 

Please do not ignore. 

Do you like my sword? 

HA! That was rhetorical. 

You know I am the oracle. 

I know you like my sword. 

It's made of freaking diamonds. 

If you don't you're lying, 

But that would fine 

Because it is awesome 

And you're probably jealous! 

I can swing my sword-sword 

Because I am the lord-lord 

The lord of diamond swords! 

HA-HA ha. 

SHUT UP! 

Give me the sword. 

No, it's mine! 

Give it. 

It's mine! 

NO! Aww. 

SHUT UP! 

I'll see you in court! 

Oh right.