No Hooch Lyrics - Tlc

(tlc parody of the song "no scrubs") 

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A hooch is a girl that thinks she's all that 

And also known as a hoochie 

Trynna get money from all these guys 

'cause she gots a big bootie so (no) 

I'm not captain saber hoe 

I'm not giving you none of my dough 

Don't wanna give you nothin' (no) 

So girl don't waste my time 

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Chorus: 

I don't want no hooch 

A hoochie get knocked in the head with 

The boot from me 

Hanging at the backstage at every concert 

Givin' up the punanie for free 

I don't want no hooch 

A hoochie get knocked in the head with 

The boot from me 

Hangin' at the backstage at every concert 

Givin' up the punnanie for free 

Said a hoochie shows her ass 

And she has no class 

And plus she's dirty and stinky 

She got weaves in her hair with no underwear 

And got stains like monica lewinsky 

So (no) 

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I'm not captain saber hoe 

I'm not giving you none of my dough 

Don't wanna give you nothin' (no) 

So girl don't waste my time 

Chorus 

If you have fake nails and contact lenses 

Oh yes son I'm talking to you 

If you buy your clothes at duran square 

Oh yes son I'm talking to you 

If you have five kids with three different dads 

Oh yes son I'm talking to you 

I say you get happy from my money oh no 

I don't want no 

Hooooochies 

Hooooochies 

Hooooochies 

Hooooochies 

Chorus