Been Caught Wankin' Lyrics - Singles - Tism

Your mother gives the bathroom door 

A final and desperate yankin' - 

I been caught wankin' 

"What's taking so long?!" she'd implore 

'Cept here's something she's not seen before 

Oh man, you been caught wankin' 

I been caught wankin' 

It's probably pretty Freudian 

But its happened to every man 

I been caught wankin' 

Someone walks too suddenly in 

And you're left standin' with a silly grin 

And your dodger's still in your hand 

I just been readin' N.M.E 

'Bout what lately has got cred 

They been caught wankin' 

Look, its true that it might just be me 

But I tell you what, as far as I can see 

They're massaging Kojak's head 

They been caught wankin' 

He's a bloke you could meet any day 

Last names? - hey, just drop it 

He been caught wankin' 

"Tom and Nicole" he'll often say 

In his own familiar nice bloke way 

Hey Ray - get your hand off it 

Been caught wankin' 

We all saw the funeral for Lady Di 

And didn't you just want to barf? 

They been caught wankin' 

The media all with their snouts in the sty 

Crocodile tears caught in their eyes 

You had to be heartless not to laugh 

They been caught wankin' 

Why is it just so hard not to gag 

When a rock star adopts some big issue? 

Rock star, caught wankin' 

"No animal cruelty" they're likely to brag 

But later they'll put a fish up some slag 

For godsakes, who's taken all the tissues? 

Rock star, caught wankin' 

A bad boy image does no real harm 

So by all means, go be caught stealin' 

You been caught wankin' 

Go be caught crackin' car alarms 

Be caught with a needle stuck up your arm - 

Just don't be caught with spoof on the ceilin' 

Been caught wankin'