You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics - Thurl Ravenscroft

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 

You really are a heel. 

You're as cuddly as a cactus 

You're as charming as an eel. 

Mr. Grinch. 

You're a bad banana 

With a greasy black peel. 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. 

Your heart's an empty hole. 

Your brain is full of spiders 

You've got garlic in your soul. 

Mr. Grinch. 

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I wouldn't touch you, with a 

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. 

You have termites in your smile. 

You have all the tender sweetness 

Of a seasick crocodile. 

Mr. Grinch. 

Given the choice between the two of you 

I'd take the seasick crockodile. 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. 

You're a nasty, wasty skunk. 

Your heart is full of unwashed socks 

Your soul is full of gunk. 

Mr. Grinch. 

The three words that best describe you 

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." 

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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch. 

You're the king of sinful sots. 

Your heart's a dead tomato splot 

With moldy purple spots 

Mr. Grinch. 

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing 

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable 

rubbish imaginable 

Mangled up in tangled up knots. 

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch. 

With a nauseaus super-naus. 

You're a crooked jerky jockey 

And you drive a crooked horse. 

Mr. Grinch. 

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool 

sandwich 

With arsenic sauce.