They said I was losing my mind I wasn't like the rest of mankind They say there's something wrong with me There's only one person left to see The Psychiatrist O.K. I'll go see the shrink There's nothing wrong with the way I think I just can't wait to meet the dude We'll see who's mind is really screwed The Psychiatrist Went to the doc's tonight I had a feeling that something wasn't right Then I seen something pretty weird An old man with glasses and a beard The Psychiatrist I laid down on the couch for a while Just like I've seen them do it on TV Then he pointed to an ink blot with a smile And asked what it looked like to me The Psychiatrist Well we talked until the end of the day When the interns came and took him away You see the doctor's mind was bent in two A resident of the looney zoo The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist The Psychiatrist