Little Eddie Lyrics - Singles - Thomas Samuel Orr

Little Eddie was only four feet tall He'd stay in his house and wouldn't come out at all All his little neighbors would laugh and call him names So he just stayed in his room and played his video games Why do they pick on little Eddie? He is such a quiet boy If they were friends with Eddie He'd love to share his toys Now little Eddie aint so little any more He weighs 300 pounds and stands 6 foot four Little Eddie is a nasty man He could take your body and crush it like a beer can If you meet little Eddie now you must keep your head Say nice things to little Eddie or you could wind up dead Well one day Eddie went a little nuts And killed his next door neighbor Mrs. Kruts All the papers said it was a bloody shame Mrs. Kruts complained that night about loud video games