Airhead Lyrics - Aliens Ate My Buick - Thomas Dolby

I buy her all the right clothes 

And pretty jewels to wear 

My friends say she's a dumb blonde 

But they don't know she dyes her hair 

She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved 

But what to wear to Bel-Air premieres 

Is a problem she could never resolve... 

She's an airhead 

Stungun and mace - Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" 

She's an airhead 

Thousands in trust - cusp Aquarius - get serious 

She's an airhead 

Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black 

She's an airhead 

And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs 

She's not an intellectual giant.... 

She'd like to model or maybe act 

Or start a magazine 

Before she signs any contracts 

I think she better learn to read 

But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime... 

You ask me do I love you... 

Does the pope live in the woods? 

Quod erat demonstrandum, baby. 

( ooo you speak French) 

(CHORUS) 

Sweet and low and oh-so 

Little Ms. Dora Jarre 

Safe sex and fishnets 

And could you walk me to my car 

She's losing faith in a world that is out of control 

So she's gonna nix politics, 

She's taking up volleyball! volleyball! why? 

She's an airhead 

Stungun and mace - Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" she's an airhead 

Thousands in trust - cusp Aquarius - get serious 

She's an airhead 

And now the time's come for the end of my song, 

Don't get me wrong 

If she's an airhead it has to be said 

It was men made her that way 

It was us made her that way 

It was us made her that way!