Non Dairy Creamer Lyrics - Third Eye Blind

They call it KFC 

'Cause it's not really chicken 

Hot chettos for breakfast 

Make a young student sick and 

Did you ever think someone's trickin' you... you, you, you? 

And the guy in the pulpit 

Is a biggit and a lie 

Some kid walks into my school and opens fire 

Heard any good jokes lately? 

'Cause we sure do need 'em 

My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom 

What's it gonna be? 

Are you real to me? 

Or are you non dairy... creamer? 

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A new love is burning up with me 

'Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD. 

And you can buy yourself some implants 

But you can't buy a soul that never launched 

(2x)With your chest pumped out 

What are you so afraid about? 

(2x)What are you so afraid of? 

What's it gonna be? 

Are you real to me? 

Or are you non dairy... creamer? 

And two gay guys got married 

And brought the family to its knees 

How did they blow us to smithereens 

Just a couple of queens 

How did they do it 

I'll tell you now 

They brought marriage to an end 

And I've found myself some culprits 

Photos 

It's two young gay... REPUBLICANSSSS 

Young gay republicansss 

Young gay republicansss 

Young gay republicansss 

What's it gonna be? 

Are you real to me? 

Or are you non dairy... creamer? 

(4x)Mission Accomplished