Shoehorn With Teeth Lyrics - They Might Be Giants

He wants a shoehorn 

The kind with teeth 

People should get beat up 

for statin' their beliefs 

He wants a shoehorn 

The kind with teeth 

'cause he knows there's no such thing 

He asked a girl 

If they can both sit in a chair 

But he doesn't get nervous 

She's not really there 

He wants a shoehorn 

the kind with teeth 

'cause he knows there's no such thing 

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Tour the world 

in a heavy metal band 

but they run out of gas 

the plane may never land 

He wants a shoehorn 

The kind with teeth 

People should get beat up 

for statin' their beliefs 

He wants a shoehorn 

The kind with teeth 

'cause he knows there's no such thing 

What's the sense 

in ever thinkin' 'bout the tomb 

when you're much too busy 

returnin' to the womb? 

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He wants a shoehorn 

The kind with teeth 

People should get beat up 

for statin' their beliefs 

He wants a shoehorn 

The kind with teeth 

'cause he knows there's no such thing