New Hampshire Lyrics - They Might Be Giants

Here I stand outside the window longing to be asked inside 

Until someone sees, being polite, though scared to death, they let me in 

Woman wonders, "Who's your itchy friend?" 

Woman says, "I thought he was with you." 

Woman says, "I thought he was with you." 

They slowly back away from him 

At best he's very interesting 

His brushes with success were just an accident 

No one likes New Hampshire Man 

Broken-hearted old man of New Hampshire 

Flower-sniffing poet of New Hampshire 

Charming witty drunk 

Gate-crashing parasite 

Self-pitying, embittered, morose New Hampshire Man 

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Woman wonders, "Who's your itchy friend?" 

Woman says, "I thought he was with you." 

Woman says, "I thought he was with you." 

They slowly back away from him 

At best he's very interesting 

His brushes with success were just an accident 

No one likes New Hampshire Man 

No one likes New Hampshire Man. 

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