Long White Beard Lyrics - Why? - They Might Be Giants

Everything I say is true 

And for your delight 

I have such a tale for you 

Can you stand excitement? 

I had a beautiful sleep 

And I had some beautiful dreams 

My family was there 

And we laughed and we laughed 

The alarm clock rang and I gasped 

I woke up with a long white beard 

A long white beard 

A long white beard 

Like Zeus on Mount Olympus with a long white beard 

And eyebrows most surprisingly long 

Last night 

I walked in my sleep 

And last night 

I talked while I dreamed 

My grandma was there 

And she gave me some cocoa 

But when I awoke it was loco 

I woke up with a ten foot tail 

A ten foot tail 

A ten foot tail 

And just like a sleep walker with a ten foot tail 

Some collectibles were knocked to the ground 

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