Dad's Day Off Lyrics - Singles - The Youth Ahead

something weird is going on, throughout this entire town 

I'm packing up my mini van, cause shit's about to hit the fan 

people are talking, and someone is stalking me 

and in the backyard I can see a light running constantly 

and an hour ago my mom told me to take her for a beer 

the blue turned blue, and my dad gave me money to buy a new tattoo 

everything's upside down and inside out 

turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up 

am I wrong to say 

that something ain't right, cause it's sunny at night 

and the dog's in the front yard selling pink lemonade 

am I wrong to say what's up with today 

gotta find a reason why, people keep flying by 

try to run a little faster now, but my feet are glued to the ground 

and my iguana just told me, that he worries about me 

he said you've been acting kinda weird and then he drank all of my beer 

and I went home to my girlfriend she was speaking japanese 

the cat's on my back, and the t.v.'s on crack and the floor was made of cheese 

everything's upside down and inside out 

turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up 

am I wrong to say 

that something ain't right, cause it's sunny at night 

and the dog's in the front yard selling pink lemonade 

am I wrong to say what's up with today 

my alarm clock rings I guess it was all just a dream 

but now I'm sleeping in my swimming pool 

did you ever have a day where nothing seems to go your way 

it could be worse, you're not the last but you're not the first